Cotton Eye Joe
the act of a man having his urethra swabbed by a qtip to test for s.t.d.s
or just another name for s.t.d.s because you have to get the swabing.
term made most famous by sweedish tecno/folk/bluegr-ss band rednex with there verson of the song cotton eye joe in 1994. “if it hadnt been for cotton eye joe i’d been married a long time ago. where did you come from where did you go?” “where did you come from cotton eye joe?”
since rednex’s release of there recording in 1994 the song and dance have been seen and heard in countless talent shows and school dances around the world. song also featured on kidz bop childrens sing along cds.
if only they knew.
i went to the wh-r- house and cotton eye joe caught a ride home with me.
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