Cotton Eyed Joe
is not an exhausting redneck dance, but in fact, a highly contagious std.
“if it hadn’t been for cotton eyed joe, i’d been married a long time ago…”
the ultimate redneck song.
as for normal people: has a catchy tune but gets annoying after like, the 20 first seconds.
if it hadnt been for cotton eyed joe,
i’d been married long time ago.
where did you come from, where did you go?
where did you come from, cotton eyed joe?
if it hadnt been for cotton-eyed joe…
when a man is tested for an std and has a q-tip inserted into his urethra his joe is now cotton eyed
if it wasn’t for that dirty sl-t i would never have experienced a cotton eyed joe!
when the male member is outside the confines of his trousers, while keeping his trousers up
i went back to a guys apartment, and we were on the couch gettin’ hot and heavy, but i was taken offguard when he presented me with a cotton eyed joe.
wack -ss woman thief
“i would have been wed several times as of now, had it not been for cotton eyed joe”
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