cotton fuck
a ritual that includes fornication with rabbits, particularly with cotton tale rabbits
john: what are you doing today bill?
bill: throwing a party
john: what kind?
bill: a good old fashion cotton f-ck
john: hot d-mn!
when you get f-cked in the -ss so hard that you bleed, and have to shove cotton b-lls in your -ss to stop it.
—d-mn, sheena, what is the matter with you??
—mann, i had a bad cotton f-ck last night and now i can barely sit!!
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