cotton kleanexin
when one (usually a guy) uses a garment to wipe up the mess after rubbin one out (w-nking/masturbation).
steve : i had a m-ssive w-nk last night, went everywhere!!
gerald : wow nice!!! did you wipe it up?
steve : corse used my sock, cotton kleanexin all the way!!!
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