cotton monkey
a small piece of cotton from your boxer shorts that becomes tangled in your sweaty -rs- hairs and swings around like a monkey in the jungle. usually found after sport or other strenuous activities. the cheeky b-gg-rs often interfere with -rs- wiping after ones sh-t.
thommo had found some mean cotton monkeys when he wiped his -rs-.
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