Cotton Twat
when you are getting ready for a hump fest and your sideways smile doesn’t have any saliva, making insertion of erect p-n-s into the pink taco very difficult and at times almost impossible.
(similar to cotton mouth.)
“get your face down there, this cotton tw-t isn’t going to lube itself!”
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