Coty

an amazing guy who is always up to hang out. he will make you smile even when you’re in tears and make you giggle even when you want to keep crying. he’s a hugger, a cuddler, the kind of guy you’d want to curl up and take a nap with. he’s not always optimistic in the worst of times, but he’s a lover through thick and thin. he’s the kind of guy who can put you back together with one hug. his eyes are like the ocean, you’ll get lost in their waves if you look for too long. he’s the kind of guy who makes your heart pitter- patter like the rain drops on a window sil. he’s as cute as banana, and as hot as a summer day ;d haha ^-^
there’s only one coty in the world, and he’s my best friend. <3 name of a super bad -ss motherf-cker who owns everything an everyone. the name in urban legends you only hear about in your nightmares. a name given to the chosen one. some say the person who is given this name is the only one who can kill chuck norris. strangley enough the guy with this name will leave a smell of lemons wherever he goes. "so what are you going to name your son", said the doctor, "and do you smell lemons" "coty....", says the mother. ""the doctor implodes and the hospital crumbles around the child"" ""the world looks in awe.."" the word coty refers to the winner of the prestigious c-nt of the year award. lance: whoa bro! shelby won the coty again!? chris: d-mn...that makes it twenty years in a row. she must be a huge c-nt face. rick: riiiiick! -all shotgun natties- or brent: duuude! this one ho made me this soup last night and there was all this weird cr-p in it. then i went tanning! ken: -flexes, pops collar, and puts in a dave matthews cd- d-mn braa! that b-tch should be coty or something. your tan looks good man! -all shotgun natties- a person who has committed one or more acts which have left other people perceiving that person as a c-nt. as defined by mr trials "i'm back stabbing her up in the rear, ive gotta thank g-d that i'm c-nt of the year". simply put; c-nt of the year. matt said to jasdeep; thats the final straw you f-cken coty. a gay gorilla. who faps every single second. her mom gambles in a gorilla sh-t hole. her dad got killed by a poacher. and his skin was sold to her mom and it was used to gamble. coty chen the word coty refers to the winner of the prestigious c-nt of the year award. lance: whoa bro! shelby won the coty again!? chris: d-mn...that makes it twenty years in a row. she must be a huge c-nt face. rick: riiiiick! -all shotgun natties- or brent: duuude! this one ho made me this soup last night and there was all this weird cr-p in it. then i went tanning! ken: -flexes, pops collar, and puts in a dave matthews cd- d-mn braa! that b-tch should be coty or something. your tan looks good man! -all shotgun natties-