Coty Hawes


one who resembles a douche. this douche, usually already used, can portray themselves as h-m-s-xual, or as a human being with cl-terus and a d-ck up there -ss. also refer to bro.
chad: hey, the craziest thing happened last night! i was clubbing and getting ready to make this move on some girl, and some random guy came and asked me if i would shove my c-ck in his mouth!!

bruno: what the f-ck man! what you say?

chad: well, i said no…..but then i figured why not get a d-ck shoved up my -ss!

bruno: wow man…..your a real coty hawes…..

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