couch beat
verb. to insert your p-n-s in between two couch cushions, with or without lubrication. then, you proceed to thrust back and forth in said couch, as if you were f-cking a girl. some people prefer to go raw, or use a sock for easy clean-up!
that guy frank got a pete burn from couch beat.
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