Couch Bombing
the act of driving around town looking for couches people have put out for garbage, picking them up sp-cious vans, and loading them all into a singular persons backyard.
small enough to move, big enough to be a nuisance for the recipient.
if i had a nickle for every time you couchbombed me i would have like twenty five cents you f-cking pr-cks. i f-cking hate couch bombing”
when you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. you then proceed to f-ck the couch as if it were a woman…but no need to buy it dinner first
when you place a small plastic sandwich bag filled lotion (or the lubrication of ur choice) inbetween the cushions of a couch and then “have your way with it”………that is to say: to insert your p-n-s in it and hump away.
chan-ho: “wut the h-ll is couch bombing??”
oobuku–click click–: “well..couch bombing is when you place a small plastic sandwich bag filled lotion (or the lubrication of ur choice) inbetween the cushions of a couch and then “have your way with it”………that is to say: to insert your p-n-s in it and hump away.”
when somebody humps a couch for pleasure.
i just started to explore couch bombing, and to my suprise it felt good, so i continued.
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