Couch Flu
couch flu is a lack of motivation and energy experienced when in a comfortable/ nice seating position on a couch. the weather may also incur couch flu. the phrase was originally coined by a ucc student in ireland. the original idea was adopted from the swine flu.
text message from rory: hey are you coming to our 4 o clock lecture on innovation, technology and economic change?
reply: no man i got the couch flu…
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