couch honkey


that person who no one seems to know, but has been crashed on your couch for 3 days. (like in the movie “half baked”) there is an element as though this “couch honkey” partied his b-lls off with you at one point and then ended up on the couch, but n-body remembers.
that couch honkey has been laying there since yesterday.

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