couch potato

they are lazy -ss people who sit in front of a tv all day or play video games and eat junk food and only get up a couple of times to go to the bathroom also they probably live with their parents because they dont have enough money to pay for rent or food
couch potato: mom do we have more chips

mom:no you ate them all
couch potato: well go buy more
mom: no
10 more definitions
a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)
please don’t lie around like a couch potato. get up and do something productive.
someone who lies on the sofa every spare moment of his/her life, watching television and normally eating.
homer simpson from the simpsons

“you’re such a couch potato!”
one who watches excess amounts of television
it’s beautiful outside and all you want to do is watch football. don’t be a couch potato
quite simply, a potato that is on the couch
“that spud is definately a couch potato”
“you mean, as opposed to an ottoman potato?”
a parody song of loose yourself by eminem sung by weird al yankovic.

some lyrics:

“my b-tt is aching
as i watch nascar racing
that show about undertaking
larry king
to “24” to “law and order”
the weather channel’s boring like “60 minutes”‘s ancient reporters
next up on “e! true hollywood story”
the rise and decline of twelve actors named corey

shows for next fall, they’ve already been namin’
“csi: boise” and “touched by an uncle” both sound pretty lame ‘n’
so does “everybody tolerates raymond”
and “king of queens” jumped the shark the first minute
i can’t believe richard simmons ain’t in it

i’ll move right on to “8 simple rules for dating my teenaged daughter”
then i bet
i watch “the bachelorette”
followed by “welcome back, kotter”
and “the muppet show” where they go ‘mahna mahna’

“you’re gonna lose your mind watching tv”
they told me, they’d scold me
but i’d still tune in every show (show)
my cable gets c-span, tv-land, and hbo
the disney channel and a&e and lifetime (yo)

“you’re gonna lose your mind watching tv”
they told me, cajoled me
but i still love lisa kudrow (drow)
i’m looking at c-span, tv-land, and hbo
the playboy channel and court tv and lifetime (yo)
(you’re gonna)”
did you hear weird al sining “couch potato” on the radio last night?
1.(noun) cowch poh-tay-toe – a water pipe/bong designed with an angled or very low bowl and that is meant to be smoked in a laid back, relaxed position. they are longer bongs with a neck long enough to rest the bowl on your chest while you smoke and the bowl sits low enough and at a proper angle to prevent water from coming up the pipe. also are usually meant to be lay down as their storage position, which means they are very stable and would be very difficult to tip.

2. the laziest pure gl-ss bong you’ll ever use. you have to be a lazy–ss pothead to drop a few hundred bucks on one like i did. its great for the sh-t that you know you’re gonna have to lie down after smoking, because you really can’t spill it and you just lay it down.

3. a lazy son of a b-tch that just lays down and watches tv on the couch all day and plays with himself all night in the same spot.
“dude, my couch potato lets me smoke in my recliner while i’m lying back and i can just leave it sitting on my chest after i smoke it!”

“you shouldn’t hit your couch potato while you get head from your girlfriend, because her head bobbing is gonna make it a motherf-cker to light that bowl.”

“my couch potato fits in well with my abstract art collection! i should like another!”

when a patron m-st-rb-t-s by sodomizing his p-n-s in between the cushions and body of the couch.
before a fun night out with his friends, jared likes to watch disney’s aladdin while performing a couch potato on his living room couch.