Couch Sitter
someone who frequently opts not to go fishing with his friends. someone who would much rather talk about fishing than partake in the actual activitiy.
also someone who waits for all the leg work to be done (i.e. spots found and techniques figured out) then reaps the benifit of all his friends hard work.
person #1 – hey man you want to go fishing tomorrow
khalid barkawi – na, i’ve got some real important things to do.
person #2 – o really like what?
khalid barkawi -well actually nothing i was just waiting for you guys to figure it out so i can guaranteed catch fish. why should i help when i don’t have to?
person #1 and #2 – good point! your a couch sitter!
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