couch skiing


the act of a person sitting on the couch and jerking off men on each side of him/her, at the same time. the simultaneous jerking off motion resembles using ones poles to descend down a ski mountain.
dude, doug is such a h-m-. he got drunk and went couch skiing with the the two captains of the guys basketball team.

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