couch surfer
-couchius surferius maximus- couch surfer (n) 1. an adult who is homeless and finds various couches to sleep on & homes to survive in until they are put out. 2. one who can not lease rental property for various reasons & goes from couch to couch because their living situation is uncertain day to day. informal: a broke -ss n-gg-/b-tch
christopher cool cutta edwards, the original couch surfer has no job, sh-tty credit & is a broke -ss n-gg- who is forced to couch surf on women’s couches.
one who defeats homelessness by relying upon a series of friends’ couches. a friend or aquaintance who frequently crashes at your house. can be due to inability to pay his own rent, frequent and/or persistent intoxication, or reluctance to return to his own dwelling. see a brad
after brad left and i had the upholstery professionally cleaned, i wasn’t about to open the door to any more couch surfers.
homeless, jobless, loser, with no money, b-mming around to find anyone that will let him sleep at their home for free.
“dennis the loser rey”, the ultimate couch surfer, and 3-time convicted felon – unable to get a job, pay rent, find a woman, or even sell is sh-tty artwork to scr-pe up enough coin to buy a bean burrito, is couch surfing – desperately looking for a naive sucker with a place to plop is fat -ss on their couch.
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