couch test
a s-xual variation on an actor’s screen test. this refers to the practice of directors/producers requiring actresses who wish to be in their films to have s-x with them, usually on the office couch.
director (to producer): i’m not sure she has the chops to get cast in the film, but she sure looks like a candidate for a couch test.
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