couch to couch
the amount of time it takes to leave one’s own couch, travel to a new destination, and sit on the couch at said destination.
the amount of time is longer because you not only include driving/walking time, but the time it takes to prepare to leave, and the time it takes to settle in after arrival.
he said he’ll be over in ten, but it’ll really take him fifteen minutes couch to couch.
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