Couchbag
a douche bag who is also lazy.
ugh your roommate is such a couch bag. he’s always a jerk to me and never cleans up his mess!
pertaining to a douchebag, without the douche!
i didn’t feel like talking about douches today, so i switched the letters around in the word “douchebag” and came up with “couchbag”. it’s perfect.
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