Couchmaster
n. a small boy, usually with mousy-complection. obtuse ears, usually with minor earwax.
n. a small mouse like boy with scater wanna-be clothes. usually has a name like brian, and can attract odd stalkers.
girl 1: who is that boy in our english cl-ss?
girl 2: oh that couchmaster.
girl 1: ew i hate couch masters!!!
girl 2: couchies are s-xy!!
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