cougal sack
the physical condition in which ones scr-t-m is shriveled, wrinkled, and just straight up shrunk. one obtains a cougal sack from various conditions not limited to, cold -ss water, cold -ss wind, and rolling in the snow nude after a nice sauna session.
d-mn i didn’t know the lake would be this could during summer, my sack has gone full cougal sack.
guy: wow, that ladies chin really looks like a shriveled up scr-t-m!
friend: hey man i agree but don’t you mean it looks like a cougal sack?
guy: absolutely pal!
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