Cougar

an older woman who has nothing going on with her life. in her 40’s and up, she’s bored to death with her day job, has no children, or a husband, or a career. just an old maid who has to get some carnal satisfaction from a young guy. extremely desperate. and when she uses up the poor fellow of every drop of abuse, she’s on to the next one. these type of individuals are sad as h-ll.
jody: (thinking out loud) oh god, i hate my job and i don’t have a boyfriend to hang with to give me company. i am so h-rny. i know, i’ll go to that hot nightclub & pick up some idiot young guy. (checking herself out in the mirror) i’m still hot, still got a look of 22 years old, but i gotta tuck in this belly. or maybe i can go post an ad on craigslist & find some little boys to f-ck me. yeah that’s better than the clubs. i think i will do that. these 20something girls got nothing on me. the cougar trend is in.
an older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. the cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. cougars are gaining in popularity — particularly the true hotties — as young men find not only a s-xual high, but many times a chick with her sh-t together.
that cougar i met last night, showed me sh-t i didn’t know existed, i’m goin back for more.
(see also hunt, prowl, corner, pounce). noun. a 35+ year old female who is on the “hunt” for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. the cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a sw-nky bar in san francisco (or other cities)waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. “man is cougar’s number one prey”
millions of them. more famously, demi and ashton, naomi watts and heath ledger, joan collins and her hubby, cameron and justin, susan sarandon and tim robbins
an attractive woman in her 30’s or 40’s who is on the hunt once again. she may be found in the usual hunting grounds: nightclubs, bars, beaches, etc. she will not play the usual b.s. games that women in their early twenties partic-p-te in. end state, she will be going for the kill, just like you. -ssociated with milfs
i bagged a cougar last night at the club.
an “older,” experienced woman who happens to find herself in a s-xual relationship (committed or not) with a younger man. she is not necessarily a sl-t, nor is she desperate. she offers s-xual expertise and is open to new experiences. she simply wants to have fun. though older, she may actually look younger than her “hook-up.” she is attractive, confident, and just wants to have fun. she will not attempt to trap her mate into marriage, children or even an exclusive relationship. she is not interested in drama or games, as that would interfere with the pleasure she enjoys.
my friend says i’m a cougar because i’m having s-x with a younger guy, but i didn’t hunt him down – he approached me!
older women who like younger men
do you want to go cooogar huntin’ tonight
hot and s-xy older woman, usually in her 40s or 50s, single or married, who is sick of her same-age counterparts which are usually hairless, have big guts, who only talk about their insurance premiums and have the tv remote control attached to their hands. cougars are attractive, in their s-xual prime, who know what they want and aren’t afraid to go after it. big misconception is that they dress cheap, wear hot pink nail polish, animal skin prints and are not-so-attractive old-looking hags with bleached hair (yeah those women exist, but they are not cougars). true cougars are cl-ssy, beautiful creatures who have made their successes on their own, have real brains, usually with expensive cars/homes, and are real head turners. cougars seek younger men, and don’t have to sneak up and attack…they know their younger mates are eager to get an experienced woman who won’t ask if they’ll call them the next day. being a cougar is a positive thing.
20-something girl: “oh no, that cougar just left with jeff and i’ve been trying to get him to ask me out for the past three months”.

a woman in her s-xual prime who prefers to hunt rather than be hunted. a cougar’s victims are usually under 25, as cougars prefer to mate with men who still have hair. cougars generally feed and then continue hunting, as they enjoy role reversal.

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