Cougar Alley


a short stretch of bars and restaurants on rush street (between oak and maple)found in chicago, il. found circulating in and around these establishment are numerous cougars. they congregate here in search of nightly prey. beware of your wallets and your youthful manhood. only the bravest of young men dare hunt in cougar alley. a goo!
“wish me luck boys, i’m goin’ to bag me a cougar tonight.” said chris.

“where are you planning on hunting?” jeff asked.

the sound of fear resonated in chris’s voice as he replied, “down cougar alley gentlemen, down cougar alley.”

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