cougar chaser
a young man, usually in his early twenties, who actively pursues single women in their upper thirties or forties. the cougar chaser is unlike the cougar prey in that he chooses to engage these more refined older ladies and may even bring them back to his place, avoiding the cougar den altogether.
you cougar chaser you!
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