Cougar Coalition


a group of older woman who frequent clubs in order to score with much younger men. like a pack of hyenas, the cougar coalition member can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. cougar coalition members are gaining in popularity — particularly the true hotties — as young men find not only a s-xual high, but many times, chicks with their sh-t together, along with their ex husbands money!
don’t look now but the “cougar coalition” just walked through the door. “bow chica wow wow”!!!

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