Cougar Death Strike
cougar death strike occurs when an older woman (cougar) pounces upon her unsuspecting toyboy and mauls him in an erotic and sensual way. often the toyboy is pinned to the floor in this process. can result in the a horrific number of lovebites to the chest and neck.
emily: -cougar death strikes-
harry: ahhhh im sorry ill be good dont eat me d:
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