Cougar Index
your cougar index is a c-mmulative score calculated by taking the age difference between your cougar and your self, then multiplied by the number of times that you have nailed them.
this week pierre’s cougar index was 106, he nailed the 45 year old 4 times, the 47 year old 3 times and the 50 year old twice! for a 35 year old, he sure does get lucky a lot.
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