cougar pad
a residence occupied by a 40+ year old woman that has a taste for younger men. it is characterised by copious quant-ties of leopard print décor, buddhist statues and is furnished almost entirely with ikea goods
christine: what did you do last night?
sharon: i picked up some fresh meat at the bar, took him back to my cougar pad and destroyed him. now i need to wash my leopard print bed sheets.
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