cough-cursing
when you cough and curse at the same time.very usefull for in-cl-ss curses.very easy to use when you are sick.
cough-cursing:
harry:dude i think my girlfriend’s cheating on me!
paul:really why do you think that?
harry:she keeps on goping out every sat-rday and when she comes back she’s always tired.
paul:what’s her name again?
harry:jackie.
paul:wait jackie?jackie resse?
harry:yeah why?
paul:sorry to tell ya dude,she’s cheating on both of us!
harry:what!!i’m dumping her.
paul:shush here she comes now.
jackie:hi boys,what’s all the shouting about?
the boys:oh nothing,just somthing about the game a few night back.
jackie:ahh boys and their sports.
harry:-coughs-b-tch.-coughs-two-timer
jackie:what?are you getting a cold it’s the summer vacation
paul:yeah and he just gave it to me.-coughs-prost-tute.
-coughs-hoe.
jackie:boy that’s on loud hack.
both:oh and jackie.
jackie:yes?
both:never cheat on two best budds.
jackie:oh well it lasted a while.
paul:get out of my house.
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