Coughblocked
when one is ill-stricken to the point where bodily functions are failing and one’s s-xual life is constantly excused due to uncontrollable coughs, runny noses, sneezes, etc.
-boy and girl lean in for a kiss-
-boy coughs-
-girl leans back-
boy: aww man. i just totally got coughblocked.
-boy and girl are having s-x-
-boy sneezes in girl’s face-
girl: that was a huge turn off. i’m leaving.
boy: aww man. i just totally got coughblocked. again!
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