coughpon
when a girl is on her period and has a tampon in her v-g-n-, she coughs and her tampon shoots out.
“how are you feeling sweety?” asked mom.
“ive felt better, im sick an on my period.” said madeline.
cough–cough–cough
“oh my gosh. you just had a coughpon and your tampon shot out of your v-g-n-.” added her mom.
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