couglet
the younger man who is with a older woman (cougar)
-omgness liz is such a cougar- shes dating a freshman.
-yeah, but did you see how hott her couglet is? well played, sister.
ashton kutcher was demi moore’s couglet.
a woman who, while not yet old enough to cl-ssify as a “cougar”, feeds, vampire-like, off of youth culture and tries to surround herself with young people. this woman is a future cougar.
did you see how briana’s mom tries to hang out with her so much. she thinks shes still 18. it’s kinda creepy and sad…
ugh, yeah…shes such a couglet. she’d be hot if she weren’t trying so hard
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