Cougtastic


\coog-tas-tic\
a cougar who demonstrates extaordinary levels of tackiness and/or hotness usually by choosing fashions which ceased to be age-appropriate years ago. she is often characterized as a woman over 40, who has obviously had multiple plastic surgery procedures, usually involving breast augmentation and lip plumping, and who wears a tube top with bebe spelled in rinestones, a leopard-print minidress or any other equally skimpy and tasteless outfit with 5 inch clear-plastic heels.
the melvn: hey, check out that cougar standing by the bar.
amie: the one in the tasteful c-cktail dress?
the melvin: no, the one in the bebe tube top with huge fake cans. she is cougtastic!

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