could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn’t eat it?
a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do
stoned guy 1)could jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn’t eat it?
stoned guy 2)whooooaaaaaa!!! i don’t know…. what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it
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