couldn’t find his ass with two hands
someone who does not have a clue about what is going on around them. a person that has to have jokes explained to them. even worse, someone that acts as if they don’t understand something even when they understand perfectly.
that jerkoff devlin couldn’t find his -ss with two hands .
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