Council Carwash
being too poor to afford a real carwash from the local hard working benefit cheats, so just waiting for it to rain instead.
clive: gona nip down to barry’s handwash and get the motor looking brand spankers
colin: just wait for it to rain and save yourself a fiver, have your self a council carwash!
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