Council House
where manchester city play their football.
john: city’s home attendance is poor.
bill: that’s because unless they’re playing united, the council house is never full.
a form of really, really sh-te house music – the sort that gets played in sub standard bars and nightclubs, to a crowd of under-achieving individuals. “council house” also tends to get overlapped on poor quality tv holiday shows when a nightclub scene comes on, or when a group of drunk men and/or women appear.
kio: ughhhhhh! what’s that horrible music? my ears want to projectile vomit!!!
paul: that’s “council house”, mate.
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