Council Of Elders
a group of close friends that one confides in when they are going through some real tough times. a council of elders is right 99% of the time.
the name is taken from african traditional culture where the oldest men in the village (us audience read ‘senior citizens’)gathered around a fire in the full moon every month to listen to domestic and societal cases and p-ss judgment and give solutions if required.
guy 1: yo i had accidentally set up a date with two different girls for the wednesday gig!
guy 2:oh werd!?whatdyu do?
guy 1: had to halla at my c.o.e for advice.they sed i should drop the girl i already f-cked and get with the one i hadn’t yet and it worked.i got laid that night!
guy 2:who tha h-ll is c.o.e?
guy 1: my council of elders yo!my people.
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