council rock


one of the top school districts in pa, not to mention the richest. here you’ll find a plethora of mercedes and bmws parked in the high school parking lot, and, i kid you not, some of them hottest looking kids in pa, who live in huge houses, score ridiculously high on the sats, take pricey vacations, don’t ever have to get jobs cause their parents pay for everything, and who go on to be the richest and most successful people among their compet-tion. we’re naturally smart and undeniably well dressed. if you meet an even slightly stuck up person, you can pretty much better they’re from council rock. we’re s-xy, rich, conceited sn-bs and we’re f-cking proud of it. we are cr.
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ok hard -ss from north philly, you couldnt be more wrong. first of all, our school has been open for only four years, thats the number after three in case your stupid -ss cant count, and we have won close to 20 league t-tles between our sports teams, and 5, count them, 5 state championships. now let me do a little bit of math for your stupid north philly -ss, thats about 5 league t-tles a year, and at least one state champ a year. come down here to council rock, and who knows you may beat our -sses up, after we f-ck you up in a sporting event.
dumb-ss just jealous of his sh-tty -ss sports teams… we are f-cking c-r

dont hate council rock just because you can’t beat us

a goofy–ss school filled with sn-bs and d-ck heads that have their daddies pay for all their expenses now and throughout the future. they think they are superior because they happen to live in that district boundry. basically full of a bunch of egomaniacs.
todd: “what school does tom go to?”
rick: “he goes to council rock.”
todd: “that school is for c-nts.”
council rock is for f-cking dorks. council rock kids are ugly, stupid nerds who cant play sports becuase theyre scared to get dity you p-ss-es ill beat you all the f-ck up. couoncil rock is for sh-t heads
if your from council rock come down to north philly and watch what goes down ill beat you the f-ck up
im going to quote a friend of mines on this one, when we were talking about council rock in a school in philly
“everyone at council rocck is a bunch of nerds”

that statement couldn’t be more true

the -sshole from council rock dont know sh-t either

look at me i drive a bmw, or a mercedes
stfu nerd””””””‘

uh oh you live in a big house, i rather live in a f-cking garbage can than live in a huge house, whats the point of living in a big house, my music and my skateboard(birdhouse) is my only house.
nerds nerds

who wants to live in the suburb’s anyway

are you f-cking stupid

philly is 343434 more times better

we have x games skatepark,
love park(rip) club hp(rip)

the electric factory, the troc,

and the tweeter center is considered in phily, so if you live in council rock you live further away you nerd ill p0ut more later
your all nerds, my band is going to blow council rock away when we play a show there, to mess the place up

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