Count Cockblockula
def.when your girlfriend finds the men or boys in the twilight saga more t-tillating than you.
opening night of eclipse i wanted to go out to an extremely epic/s-xy dinner date and i got count c-ckblockula’d into watching this stooooooopid movie. needless to say i had to put my blue b-lls to bed early.
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