count dorkula
when some one says something so stupid they have sucked the life out of the conversation.
john: i am so pumped for the bears/packers game tonight.
tim: yeah, i think bret farve is going to torch the bears.
john: bret farve plays for the vikings, count dorkula
(conversation is during the current calendar year)
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