Count Fagula
one of those annoying, spitty mouthed teenaged wannabe vampyre (vampire) kids who shop at hot topic, jet their hair and read stupid -ss books like twilight. basically, a cross between an emo and a wannabe goth. usually buy a guitar and don’t even play the d-mn thing or get a skateboard and don’t even learn how to skate on it.
f-gula: i am so dark. my clothes reflect the colour of my soul… which is black.
dude: w-nk off, count f-gula.
the twilight interpretation of vampires that sparkle, that completely kill the look of vampies.
edward cullen ie: count f-gula head of the twilight vampires
the name for someone who wears black clothes, cross ornaments, lipstick, fake teeth, and describes themselves as vampires; most likely h-m-s-xuals.
jim:i just bought this outfit from hot topic!
joe: nice work count f-gula.
a man that only comes out at night and instead of sucking blood out of necks like count dracula he sucks j-zz out of d-cks like ricky martin.
man what happened to mikey i haven’t seen him in weeks? oh he got bit by a f-g bat he’s a count f-gula now.
a person who dresses in the vamp fad. derogatory.
“look at all those little count f-gula 5th graders”
“they just look emo to me”
anyone who ever said they were a vampire. known to eat heads, and be extra-emely gay!!!
guy 1: count f-gula is coming!!!!
guy 2: cover your b-tt!
john mc-f-gget the vampire: shut up.
guy 1 and 2: oooh!
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