count spunkula
the name of s-x vampire who is originally thought to be nad the impale-her.
a man, at home, alone, watching ‘count sp-nkula lives!’ with his bored housewife. the tv woman get a hugely impossible facial. the man looks longingly at his wife and she shoves a pencil down his d-ck. how’s that?
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