Count Strahd von Zarovich
a vampire from the legendary dungeons and dragons roleplaying game that for some reason completely pwns. in the miniatures game, he moves fast and hits hard, while looking extremely bad-ss. copyrighted by wizards of the coast.
“i am count strahd von zarovich, the vampire! muahahaha!”
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