Counter Plug
the non-s-xual act of jamming/thrusting ones thumb up another person’s -n-s whilst in the act of flatulence. thus presenting an undeniable moment of epic-ness and lack of odor.
erik: heerrrrruuuuuaaaahhhhhh
nolan: c-c-c-counter plug!!!!
audience: ohhhhhhhhh snnnnaappppp!!!!!
erik: you chode knocker!!!!
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