Counter shit
when you’re in a communal toilet or using the toilet directly after someone else and there is a powerful aroma of t-rd.
the only way in which to overcome the smell, where holding your breath is not an option, is to perform a counter sh-t to overpower the fumes of the rival excrement with your own scent which, conversely, is rather enjoyable.
the other day i went for a p-ss in the hungry horse and i thought i was going to chunder – someone had clearly just laid a m-ssive log in cubicle 2 which left a putrid stench so i had to do a counter sh-t.
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