Countess Casavajones
also referred to simply as countess, casa is a woman that enjoys the simple things in life: churro-ing her hair, blowing kisses at strangers, collecting zoos, chess tournaments where she plays herself, being followed around with a parasol, eating salmon from the silver dish they used in the shiba cat food commercials, talking down to people, charity work, painting the town red, and force-cuddling d-nk.
one time at customs, they asked countess casavajones for her p-ssport. she laughed, threw boiling hot tar on them, screamed do you know who i am, and left.
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