country club conservative
the same thing as a limousine or latte liberal but on the other end of the spectrum. they talk about people working their way up, but they themselves grew up wealthy and never had a job that daddy’s friends didn’t set them up with, and wouldn’t have kept those jobs on their own. they want the government out of everybody’s lives until it’s time to parcel out the subsidies.
the only major difference between them and limousine liberals is that they play more golf.
limo lib: “every time i drive my lexus to starbucks i feel so sad for all those poor people i see. the government should give them all of someone else’s money, as long as it’s not mine”
country club conservative: “oh big deal. they’re just too lazy to hire a lobbyist to get money for them.”
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