Country Clublican
all fat rich white republicans that frequent country clubs.
these doughy, nuckle b-mpin’, baby boomers are able to acquire wealth while golfing– all the while neglecting their families and the environment, treating anyone different from them with a special dose of smug contempt and smarmy sarcasm, and putting quant-ty ahead of quality in all that they do.
when not golfing, country cublicans can often be found smoking a cigar, while acc-mulating things in a suburban mall. they are especially skilled at making wife jokes while oggling teenage girls.
rush limbaugh is the leader of the country clublicans.
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