country fried steak’d me
when a woman prepares a country fried steak for a man early in their relationship and the man instantaneously falls for her.
phil: i’m totally in love with simone.
karl: that was fast, when did that happen?
phil: dude she country fried steak’d me on our second date!
karl: oh snap!
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